t i m e w a r p

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

drayk:

jikukan:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together